Don't bother me, I'm watching the Olympics

Just as I am every 4 years, I have gone Olympics crazy. I LOVE the opening ceremonies, I like watching gymnastics and the other sports, but most of all (as you should expect) I LOVE LOVE LOVE watching swimming. This year, just as with Athens, I am obsessed with Michael Phelps. Good god the man is part fish. Did you know he has never NEVER lost the 400 IM? In fact he has broken his own record in it many many times including last night when he won his first (of eight I know) Gold medals for this Olympics.

Yum.

Have you ever heard of couples with lists of celebs that they would ok their partner gettin it on with? Well Derek and I discussed our list today. Here is mine:


1. David Bromstad- yes, I know he is most likely gay, but I just want the opportunity to get him to switch teams =)

2. Michael Phelps (shown above)- He is not even really attractive, but I just want to touch him. I want to feel the body that can go that fast and swim like that. I don't even really want to do him. I just want to touch him.


3. Bear Grylls- can a man be more manly? For goodness sake, his name is Bear! And as if that wasn't hot enough he has a British accent and always ALWAYS finds a way to get naked on his show (and let me tell you the blur is big lol). When I told Derek that Bear was on my list, Derek was like, "Go ahead! Hell I'd do him. The accent gets me." This is both proof that Derek is secure in his manhood, and that Bear is the ultimate in sexy. Hes so damn sexy he makes my uber-manly man hot! lol

Derek too has his list. As far as I know it includes:


1. Melissa Joan Heart- this picture graced his wall pre-me.

2. Robin Meade- shes on CNN Headline News' Morning Express, and he'd like her on him! lol

Ahh the things you'll discuss while bored in PSL!